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Ever feel like your supplies need a little... suspension? Celebrate the ultimate workplace rivalry with this iconic design. Whether you're heading into a high-stakes meeting or just binge-watching your favorite comfort comedy, this Stapler in Gelatin Crewneck Sweatshirt is the perfect way to show your love for legendary pranks.
Crafted for maximum comfort, this sweatshirt features a plush, brushed fleece interior that feels like a hug during a long workday. With a classic fit and durable ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband, it is designed to keep you cozy through every marathon session.
Product Features:
- Material: 8.0 oz/yd² 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend.
- Interior: Brushed fleece for superior softness and warmth.
- Fit: Classic unisex fit with a clean, ribbed crewneck collar.
- Durability: Ribbed spandex cuffs and waistband provide extra stretch and shape retention.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry for longevity. Do not iron directly on the print.
Sizing Tip: This is a classic unisex fit. Order your usual size for a standard look or size up for an oversized, cozy streetwear aesthetic.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product ethically sourced
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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Gelatin Stapler Crewneck
$64.99 · S / Maroon
“Bears, beets, battle star galactica”
In a display of unparalleled dedication to workplace psychological warfare, a classic desk essential was encased in lime-flavored gelatin. It remains the single most iconic act of retaliation in the history of paper company rivalries, forever changing the way we look at supplies.
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