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When the chips are down, these civilized people? They'll eat each other. Celebrate the ultimate agent of chaos with our Nobody Panics graphic crewneck sweatshirt. Designed for those who appreciate the thin line between order and anarchy, this piece brings a touch of cinematic intensity to your everyday wardrobe.
Crafted for comfort, this sweatshirt features a plush, brushed fleece interior that keeps you warm whether you're plotting your next move or binge-watching your favorite thrillers.
- Material: 8.0 oz/yd² 50/50 cotton-poly blend for the perfect balance of softness and durability.
- Fit: Classic unisex crewneck silhouette that offers a comfortable, relaxed fit.
- Details: Ribbed spandex collar, cuffs, and waistband ensure the shape holds up wear after wear.
- Interior: Ultra-soft brushed fleece for superior warmth.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Tumble dry low or hang-dry for longest life. Do not iron directly on the print.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product ethically sourced
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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Nobody Panics To Plan Crewneck
$64.99 · S / Navy
“Nobody panics when things go according to plan”
In a city teetering on the edge, one mysterious antagonist turns the social contract upside down to prove a point about human nature. This design captures the chilling philosophy of a true agent of chaos who believes that all it takes is a little push to send the world into madness.
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100% combed ringspun cotton tees and cozy 50/50 fleece hoodies & sweatshirts. Soft, breathable, and pre-shrunk for longevity.
Fresh Direct-To-Garment
High-definition prints using eco-friendly, water-based inks that won't crack or peel after multiple washes.
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Damaged, defective, or print issue? We'll send a 100% free replacement or full refund within 30 days—no hassle of mailing items back.