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Few moments in swashbuckling cinema history match the pure unhinged confidence of an eccentric captain dancing on the ship deck, shaking a humble glass container of earth at an ancient supernatural terror. Immortalize the ultimate ocean-faring victory jig with the Jar Of Dirt Swashbuckling Cursed Pirate Cinema Graphic Sweatshirt.
Crafted for marathon movie nights, cool coastal breezes, and everyday streetwear rotation, this cozy pullover captures the peak comedic defiance of a legendary nautical standoff.
“I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it?”
Built upon the heavy-duty Gildan 18000 silhouette, this premium crewneck sweatshirt combines heavyweight comfort with durable construction designed to outlast any sea curse.
- Plush Heavy Fleece: Substantial 8.0 oz/yd² blend of 50% US and 50% polyester with a super-soft brushed interior for maximum warmth.
- Classic Pullover Silhouette: Timeless crewneck fit with double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem.
- Shape-Holding Trim: 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband with spandex for flexible recovery and snug shape retention.
- Crisp Graphic Detailing: High-definition specialty print rendering the iconic glass jar prop with vintage maritime texture.
- Ethically Sourced: Made with 100% ethically grown US and OEKO-TEX-certified low-impact dyes.
Fit & Sizing: Standard unisex sizing with a relaxed, easy drape. If you prefer an oversized, cozy streetwear look, size up one full size.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold inside-out with like colors. Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to preserve print vibrance. Do not iron directly over the graphic.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product ethically sourced
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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Jar Of Dirt Crewneck
$64.99 · S / Maroon
“I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it?”
Standing triumphantly on the wooden ship deck in a weathered leather tricorn hat, beaded dreadlocks, and a tattered linen shirt, the eccentric captain dances around clutching a large glass container filled with dry earth. Originally given to him as a superstitious ward against the ocean-bound tentacled sea captain who cannot step foot on dry land, the container becomes the ultimate comedic weapon when he believes the villain's beating heart is buried inside. The frantic musical taunt abruptly ends in pure slapstick disaster when he trips down the wooden stairs and shatters the glass across the deck.
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