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Financial independence starts here. The ceremonial snip of dad's credit cards—ready to go get one of those job things in pure fleece comfort.
"I'm gonna go get one of those job things."
Brought to you by Binge Club, this piece is made for binge watchers, trivia champions, and 90s comedy fans who appreciate the little details.
✨ Garment Details & Features:
- Premium Comfort: Printed on the cozy Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt.
- Fabric & Composition: Plush 8.0 oz/yd² 50/50 Cotton-Poly Fleece: Ultra-soft brushed interior for maximum warmth and durability.
- Fit & Silhouette: Classic Unisex Sweatshirt Fit: Ribbed knit collar, cuffs, and waistband with spandex for lasting stretch.
- Durable Construction: Reinforced stitching for lasting shape retention through countless washes.
- Tear-Away Label: No scratchy neck tags—pure comfort all day long.
- Ethically Sourced: Responsibly sourced blanks printed on-demand with non-toxic, water-based inks.
📏 Sizing & Fit:
Runs true to standard unisex sizing. For an oversized vintage street-style look, consider sizing up one size. Please refer to our size guide photo in the gallery for exact measurements!
🧼 Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold or warm (max 40C or 105F), inside out with like colors.
- Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry for longest print vibrancy.
- Do not iron directly over the graphic print. Do not dry clean.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care & safety: Keep away from open flames. Machine wash cold with like colors.
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Credit Card Cut Independence Cr...
$64.99 · S / Maroon
“I'm gonna go get one of those job things.”
The ceremonial cutting of the credit cards over coffee. The ultimate defiant first leap into financial independence and adulting, backed by the greatest support squad in coffeehouse history.
Made for Binge Watchers
Original designs inspired by comfort-watch culture, celebrating the inside jokes, legendary moments, and favorite cult universes.
Ultra-Comfort Cotton & Fleece
100% combed ringspun cotton tees and cozy 50/50 fleece hoodies & sweatshirts. Soft, breathable, and pre-shrunk for longevity.
Fresh Direct-To-Garment
High-definition prints using eco-friendly, water-based inks that won't crack or peel after multiple washes.
30-Day Quality Guarantee
Damaged, defective, or print issue? We'll send a 100% free replacement or full refund within 30 days—no hassle of mailing items back.