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Embrace the ultimate trifecta of paper company hierarchy with this exclusive design. Whether you're heading to the farm, prepping for a survival scenario, or just grinding away at the desk, this premium hooded sweatshirt keeps you in good company.
Crafted for those who understand that beets, bears, and space battles define the best of -based comedy, this hoodie is the perfect layer for your next marathon binge.
- Material: 8.0 oz/yd², 50% cotton/50% polyester blend for ultimate warmth.
- Features: Spacious front kangaroo pouch, color-matched drawcord, and a double-lined hood for maximum comfort.
- Fit: Classic unisex fit that runs true to size.
- Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
Sizing Tip: Size up for that perfect, oversized streetwear aesthetic!
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product ethically sourced
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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Bears Beets Battlestar Hoodie
$74.99 · Maroon / S
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In a legendary display of workplace mimicry, a mischievous prankster completely adopts the aesthetic, mannerisms, and attire of his desk-mate. This iconic breakdown of the three pillars of his life remains the most quoted moment in paper company history.
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