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Bears Beets Battlestar Crewneck — Bears Beets Battlestar Mockumentary Workplace Comedy TV Sweatshirt

Bears Beets Battlestar Crewneck

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Identity theft is not a joke, but this Beets, Bears, Battlestar inspired design certainly is the ultimate conversation starter. Whether you are working at a regional paper branch or just lounging through a weekend binge-watch, this cozy crewneck is your new uniform.

Crafted for ultimate comfort, this Gildan 18000 sweatshirt features a plush, brushed-fleece interior that feels like a warm hug. Designed with a classic crewneck silhouette, it offers the perfect fit for layering or casual streetwear styling.

  • Material: 8.0 oz/yd² 50/50 cotton-poly blend for maximum softness.
  • Interior: Brushed fleece for superior warmth and comfort.
  • Fit: Classic unisex fit with double-needle stitching.
  • Details: Ribbed spandex collar, cuffs, and waistband for shape retention.

Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results. Do not iron directly on the print.

Sizing Tip: This is a classic unisex fit. If you prefer an oversized look, we recommend sizing up!

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product ethically sourced

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

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Bears Beets Battlestar Crewneck

Bears Beets Battlestar Crewneck

$64.99 · S / Maroon

🎬 IDENTITY THEFT ARC Mockumentary Paper Company
“Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica”

In one of the most memorable pranks in television history, a desk-mate dons a mustard-colored shirt and glasses to perfectly mimic his coworker's mannerisms. What follows is a hilarious breakdown of his rival's life interests, cementing this trio of words into pop culture legend forever.

🧥 Gildan® 18000 Heavy Blend™ Crew
🧵 8.0 oz Plush Brushed Fleece
✨ Ribbed Collar & Cuffs
🖨️ Vibrant HD DTG Print
🏷️ Zero-Itch Tear-Away Label
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Made for Binge Watchers

Original designs inspired by comfort-watch culture, celebrating the inside jokes, legendary moments, and favorite cult universes.

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High-definition prints using eco-friendly, water-based inks that won't crack or peel after multiple washes.

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